...as printed in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
(Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
You're A Cross I Can't Bear
It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
Heaven's Just A Sin Away
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
Do You Love As Good As You Look
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You
You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
And there was grandma, swingin' on the outhouse door, without a shirt on
How can I miss you when you won't go away?
(I keep on seeing you, day after day.
You never leave here, you always stay and stay,
How can I miss you when you won't go away?)
Why do you believe me when I tell you that I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life?
He's been drunk since his wife's gone punk