DANS DEN - MORE FUNNY STUFF

- A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes more entertaining..
- I think highways should have a beer lane.
- Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
- The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
- Why don't they have a light bulb that only shines on things worth looking at?
- Most people don't know what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
- Regarding " safe and sound" : I've often been safe, but seldom have I been thought of as sound.
- Attention men: The dumb-looking shaved-head thing has finally played out.Try finding some other way of pretending to be cool and different.
- You know how you can tell when a moth farts? When he suddenly flies in a straight line.
- As you swim the river of life, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.